This past week I had a little surgery on my mouth. Nothing major and certainly nothing worth worrying about. But geesh-it did me right in!!! I expected to feel better the day after. (In my thoughts I must think that I am Superman. Apparently I'm not.)
However, lying in bed, in and out of sleep for three days, loaded up on painkillers and a lot of thinking time to myself-In my dreams I feel like I figured out a few things and solved some huge problems. Here they are:
*I helped my cousins Brandon, Ryan and Teona Ann realize that growing fish in the bottom drawer of their dressers is not sanitary, nor good for the fish.
*Displaying christmas trees year round at Sprint will not increase their phone sales.
*You can not kill an elk with thousands of toothpicks, in race with hundreds of others trying to do the same thing. It might make my dad proud though to think that I considered hunting:)
*No matter how much I think I can, I really can't read nor write petroglyphs.
*I am not married to my uncle.
*I shouldn't replace my back lawn with marigolds.
And certianly not the last of these pain induced dreams
*I do not live in Philadelphia and drive a yellow "merthmobile" (the car from Wayne's World).
Even though it hurts like crazy, I will laugh at these awesome dreams until the next surgery!
PS: for my own safety and sanity, I have thrown out the pills!!!
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- Tanya
- Elder Marvin J. Ashton once stated, " No matter how or where we find ourselves, we cannot with any justification label ourselves 'nobody'. As children of God we are somebody." With that said, I am a mommy, wife, sister, aunt, daughter, neighbor and friend.
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6 comments:
Wow Tan! Sounds like you have been having some good times. Oh, and thanks for the tip on raising fish. I'll keep that in mind next time I need to keep some live fish somewhere. :)
awesome! i'm sorry about the surgery, but your dreams maybe made it worth it? ha ha ha.
hi! i've missed you:)
Great! I must admit I never pegged you for a "Wayne's World" fan, though. :)
Tan, I love reading your blog. I especially liked the April 7th entries. I remember very well the outfits you wore. You loved to twirl, jump, leap, climb, eat, sleep, and drink in the skirt and pink stretch pants.(They had to be stretch to last for ten years of your life.) You loved to go to Clella's store to show her how you could dance in your blue skirt. After you danced for her she would always give you a tootsie roll or other candy. I think you were the only one that ever got free candy! I am glad you have a good memory and that you treasure those good old days of your childhood. Love you, Mom
Hi Tanya! I found your blog from Jeff's, and just wanted to say 'hi' and that I'm sorry for all the misery you had while you were recovering from your surgery! I'm sure it was awful! Your dreams were hilarious, though, and I'm sure you will get a laugh out of them someday! Love ya!
LOL....still lol.....lol, ok done. Way funny! Thank-you for sharing!
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